Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy, after a moment: "Legs."
Madam: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
Boy: Shake hands
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Madam: A goes on me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it, u have to use your hand.
Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?