If you are easily offended, take a hike in the opposite direction

to evade the erection, that desires an inspection
with feminine perfection!

Loves a sensation caused by temptation;
A guy sticks his location in a girls destination;
To increase the population, of the next generation;
Do you understand my explanation...

...or do you need a demonstration?

Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter.
You're a dirty bitch,
Who loves it up the shitter.

Roses are red,
violets are finer.
we both want head,
let's sixty-niner.


Hans plays with Dottie,
Dottie plays Jane.
Jane plays with Willie,
Willie is happy again.

Roses are red,
But I like carnations.
You're bad in bed,
So I fucked your sister.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Too bad your forty,
And not twenty two.

Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits.
Lift up you shirt,
And show me your tits.

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted.
Bend over Love,
You're about to get fisted.

Posted: 08-JAN-2007 .. The "4 liners" were yanked from EHOWA.com