Hickory dickory dock
The whore fell on the boar
Which let out a horrific roar
That blew down the door

Terrific said the door
As the whore spat on the boar
Causing the door
To fly through the second story floor
And land on the whore

Which erupted her tits
In return stuck 2 fingers up her clit
Causing her eyes to do the splits
Giving the boar a 40 ton carasmatic reaction
To all the orgasmic action

The other day I was caught making love to a minor
Inside of a diner
It all started when she came out from behind the diner
She said I looked finer
Then the boy she left behind her
And asked me to sneak around behind her
That crazy minor
From behind the diner
Now that crazy minor
Comes to visit me in the slammer
She tells the guard she wants some private time with inmate five niner
As she exits down the hall
Her ass is no less finer
Then the time we had behind the diner
Three years from now she will no longer be a minor
I'll be out of the slammer
Lookin' for the former minor
As for now only in my dreams can I grind her
My hope disappears trying to find her
As I finish my meal in the diner

On top of ole Smokey, all covered in dope
I made love to a chica, I tied up with a rope
While some bloody wanker, was groping the pope
When Smokey came to, he snort up all the dope

Hickory dickory dock, the whore sat on the clock
The clock struck 1:00, she smoked a huge one
The clock struck 2:00, she took a poo and flew right threw you
The clock struck 3:00, she took a pee on a bee
The clock struck 4:00, she vibrated her ass all the way to the floor
The clock struck 5:00, she sunk your ship in her bee hive

Hey diddle diddle
The kitty did a piddle
All over the new fiddle
Oh what a riddle
Said the kitty who did a piddle
And continued to molest the fiddle

On top of the school house
All covered in cum
I 'shot' my hot teacher
I fucked her with glory
I fucked her with pride
While she cried and cried
When I was done...
               ...she died
Bitch...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings whores
And all the kings pimps
Couldn't put the cum bubble back together again

There's a whore
On the floor
In Bangalore
Making love love to a boar
There's a whore
On the floor
Shut the door

The pyromaniac
Turned out to be a nymphomaniac
Who had a strange desire
To light his own ass on fire

On top of the school house
All covered in dope
I shot my poor teacher
As she molested the pope

As little Bo Peep
Tossed and turned in her sleep
All of her sheep
Lined up to fuck her
While deep in her sleep
When she woke up
She started to bleat
Just like her sheep!

Murtle the turtle
Turned a new shade of purple
When he found out
He wasn't the only gay turtle

I'm a little tea pot, short and stout
I'll kick you in the ass, and make you pout
I like it when you pout, you get this desire to suck my trout
And when you suck my trout, new ideas begin to sprout
Along with visions of you in a porno shoot out

Little nemo is dead
He got pumped full of lead
Now he lays on the ocean bed
All covered in red
Thanks to damn uncle Fred