Aliens

A space ship lands on earth....... two aliens come out and approach a gas station....

One alien asks the gas pump to take him to his leader.... of course the gas pump just sits there.. so the alien pulls his raygun and threatens the gas pump... take me to your leader...

The second alien whispers.. NO CAPTAIN LEAVE HIM ALONE.. he's baaad

The first alien says TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER OR I'LL BLAST YOU....

Again the second alien says no captain leave him alone he's bad.. bad.. bad

The captain gets mad and blasts the gas pump and it explodes....


As the two aliens are getting up off the ground a feww hundred yards away.. the captain asks the other alien.. How did you know he was bad....

The second alien said.. Anyone who can wrap their pecker around their waste twice and stick it in their ear, has to be bad