1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.  (Why wait that long?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.  (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention that it's cheaper.)
3. Thou shall not steal from Kmart.  (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection.)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.  (Destruction has a bigger effect.)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.  (Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.  (As for catfights -- just start them.)
7. Thou shall not skip class.  (Just take the whole day off.)
8. Thou shall not strip in class.  (Hooters pays more.)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.  (Like Nike says, "Just do it".)
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.  (Just leave'm in the middle)